Snow, you vex me.
I’m outside of Nashville and it is snowing its ass off. In preparation for the oncoming wintry apocalypse, I am eating as many carbohydrates as fast as humanly possible. I’ve stopped working out so as to conserve valuable energy. Thankfully, my hosts have stocked the place with sausage balls and Coors Lite. It looks like we are are set for a few more days. But just in case, I’m prepared to eat the horses.